Oh, hi November! I'm sorry I didn't recognize you! I thought you were July 'cause its 100 degrees outside, but now I see that Thanksgiving is right around the corner. Oh, no no, my mistake!
Today I woke up feeling extra crappy. So I decided to get coffee. I gave up coffee, with the intention of having it occasionally, and this was the occasion, as I felt like fossilized dino shit. It was wonderful and lifted my mood right out of the gutter like a hobo in detox.
I was all high on caffeine and driving around Irvine, and realized I needed gas. Stopped at a Chevron in some shopping center I’d never been to before, which is weird, cause it’s Irvine. If you don’t know what I mean then just know that Irvine is studied in architecture school for being one of the most planned communities in the world and has been number one several years in a row on the FBI’s safest mid-sized cities list for the whole US of A. So, its one of those places you get to know if you spend any extended period of time there.
When you are all buzzed on caffeine and you’re me, as I am, sometimes you make bad decisions. I glanced over the pump as I was getting gas and noticed a BevMo. So, I finished up with the gas, drove over and bought me some rum. Can’t really tell you why. I never buy alcohol for home use. I would just drink it. Think about what caffeine does to me, and transfer that to a more addictive depressant that completely inhibits your ability to function in any sort of normal and generally safe way.
So now I have a bottle of rum, and like NOTHING to mix it with. Or, really, even a desire to drink it. I don’t know man.
It’s hot outside.
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